He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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