i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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