you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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