rhymes with "ouble enetration"
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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