We won't sleep together?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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