Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
only if we run a train.
done.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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