This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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