The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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