haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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