This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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