You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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