That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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