He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
