This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
