hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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