he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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