Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Enjoy the penises
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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