what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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