Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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