Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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