I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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