I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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