wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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