Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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