Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
