I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
and she was petting her beer can
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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