Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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