if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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