if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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