yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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