Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
no you cant smoke seaweed
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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