So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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