Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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