didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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