More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my sisters under your porch take her home
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
tell me about the eggs
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