Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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