On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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