His hands were made for my vagina.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Watching her eat just hurts me
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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