They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I supernannyed him into submission
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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