everyone is single if you try hard enough
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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