Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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