I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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