...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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