If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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