his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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