what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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