ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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