Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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