The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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