I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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