i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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